~ MY INDIA ~

(kNoW a lItTlE)

• A Minute Introduction

INDIA - A Country of Contrasts, with a fascinating past and a very bright future...well known for its hospitality and love...

..get to the motherly~hood.....

The MOther Tongue-SANSKRIT

which is mother language to HINDI, BENGALI, PUNJABI, MARATHI, GUJARATI & 348 other Indian languages-that is well known, but not known is, it is also the mother language of all European languages.

It is the most suitable language for computer softwares reported in 'Forbes magazine' in 1987.

*Revealing some others....

• CHESS was invented in INDIA
• Value of 'Pi=3.14' was first calculated by an Indian-BUDHAYANA
• Number ZERO(0) was very well known invented by an Indian- ARYABHATTA
• Number system, ALgebra, Trignometry, Calculus were invented in India
• Pentium~chip was invented by an Indian- Vinod Dahm
• Founder of Hotmail is an Indian- Sabeer Bhatia
• Scientist Sushruta & other of his times conducted complicated surgeries like 'Artificial limbs' 'Fractures' 'Urinary stones' 'Plastic surgery' 'Brain Surgery' 2600 years ago when world was striving medi-cure.

((THIS IS JUST THE TIP OF ICE-BERG, LIST IS ENDLESS-THE DEEP LIES WITHIN))

• Talking Today........when India is a 'Developing' country & will be 'Developed' soon...

Though the world has realised it late.....Indian growth story is not new, it has been going for 28 years

28 YEARS OF HIGH GROWTH SAYS

*Average annual GDP growth

1900-1950 : 01%

1951-1980 : 3.5%

1981-2002 : 06 %

2003-2007 : 8.9%

*Population growth is slowing

1901-1950 : 01%

1951-1980 : 2.2%

1981-1990 : 2.1%

1991-2000 : 1.8%

2001-2010 : 1.5%

*Literacy is rising

1950 : 17%

1990 : 52%

2000 : 65%

2010 : 80%(Projected)

*When Middle class will be 50%, Politics will change....Our will be the Most powerful Politics in the entire world...

where Poverty is continually Declining which has recended to 16% Respectively from 46 & 26% from 80's to 2010

Middle Class Poverty

1980 : 08% 46%

2000 : 20% 26%

2010 : 32% 16%

Must know~1% of People are crossing Poverty line for last 25 Years

• INDIA IS NOW THE 4th LARGEST ECONOMY, AND IS GROWING WITH TIME, IT'LL OVERTAKE JAPAN BETWEEN 2012~2014 TO BECOME THE 3RD LARGEST ECONOMY

~ We will come out of Global crisis faster

~People friendly consumptions as % of GDP

INDIA : 64%

CHINA : 42%

EUROPE : 58%

.INDIA will become the next big consuming economy after the U.S

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Talking Business~

* Indian companies RELIANCE, JET AIRWAYS, INFOSYS, WIPRO, BHARTI, HDFC, RANBAXY, TATA, ICICI are globally competing the Market

~100 Indian companies have market cap of US$ 1 bn (1 Billion US Dollar)

~1,000 Indian companies have recieved foreign institutional investment

~125 Fortune 500 companies have R & D bases in India

~2% bad loans in Indian banks whereas 20% in Chinese bank

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*We have Dynamic Democracy with Honest elections

*Free lively Media and press

*Remarkably every Government in India has reformed since 1991, 65 other countries have done the same reforms but INDIA IS THE SECOND FASTEST IN WORLD.......WHY ??? Itz WE~who make it :-)

* "By 2010 India will have world's largest number of English speakers"

When 300 million Indians will speak a 'WORD' in a certain way, that will be the way to speak it ;-)

!!!....WE'LL BE THE CREATORS....!!!

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India's Success is.....

*Mental Revolution among Youth

*38% Doctors in America are Indians

*36% Scientists of NASA are Indians

*28% employees in IBM are Indians

*180 TV channels, 65 News chanels

*34% of Microsoft employees are Indians

*The rise of Hinglish

*Risk of protectionism has recended

*Recovery has been ahead of the world

PER CAPITA INCOME IS SURE SHOT GROWING TO A HIGH LEVEL

UPON THIS

*India is more likely to preserve its way of life

*We are returnig to a world of equality

*We got Democracy before Capitalism and this has made all the differences

*Indian economy is getting Formidable

• WE HAVE WAITED 3000 YEARS FOR THIS TIME & HERE IT IS

PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN- JAI HIND

THE HONDA GANG !!

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Hmmmmm !! well dis is our sweet little Gang !! not so little :-D but yaa sweet !!!

We all joined HONDA togeder !! actually here sitting are two, NARENDER & SIMRAN, inka selection humse 10 din pehle hua tha ! mean d day we went for 1st Round of Interview, they were sitting there & on being asked if dey too come fr getting interviewed, told k dis is our joining Day !!
& listening dis, we were like ! waah !! kitne Intelligent hain yaar :-D HONDA mein selection hoo gaya inka :-D & kinne LUCKY ;-)

but abi pata chala kon kitne paani mein hain :-D ;-)


acha okeyy !! well am gonna write mah Views !! not only Views but mah personal Views about all d above in Pic :-D

soo………..starting frm mah sweetheart ! Sanjeev ! to d very Left !!

इनका नाम संजीव कुमार हैं ! जैसे ये हस रहे हैं इनकी मुस्कान सच में ही इतनी प्यारी हैं ! but जितने बच्चे ये इस Pic में दिख रहे हैं अभी इससे कही ज्यादा बड़े ho गए हैं ! इनकी तशरीफ़ अच्छी-खासी फैल गयी हैं और इनकी सभी jeans इन्हें TIGHT हो गयी हैं !
ये मेरे पुराने मित्र हैं ! कॉलेज से मेरे साथ है ! वो अलग बात हैं कॉलेज में हमारी कुछ ख़ास बनती नहीं थी ! ये Intelligent-Studious typez थे और मैं............................hehehehee......
मुझे कहा I.A.S crack करना था पढ़कर :-D और इन्हें 1st year mein मैंने कुछ कह भी दिया था शायद इसीलिए ये मुझसे दूर ही रहते थे !neva mind !! abi we r gud buddies :-)
इनकी कुछ विशेस्ताये बी हैं ! jo Generally हर किसी में नहीं मिलती !! ये महान copier हैं ! मेरी habits तो ऐसे copy कर लेते हैं ये........और फिर उन्हें मेरे against ही use करते हैं ! कोई बात नहीं dear ! itz very fine if u do soo :-) अच्छा हाँ ! इनकी कुछ और khaasiyat इस प्रकार हैं !
अक इसने सरकारी नौकरी की बड़ी chah हैं ! इसने यूं लागे हैं क सरकारी नौकरी मिलगी तो जिन्दगी स्वर्ग अर्नी तो नर्क ! कोई बात नै भाई थारी मर्ज़ी ! मने क ! सरकारी करो या कुछ बी ! यी सारे गवर्नमेंट जोब्स फॉर्म भरते हैं ! क्लर्क से ले-कर साइंटिस्ट तक ये apply करते हैं ! मने समझ नि आता यो बनेगा क !! आर जी इनकी १ ख़ास-खासियत यूं हैं !! जू कोई इसकी सरकारी नौकरी लगवा देगा ! तो यो उसे देने क लिए 1 दम तैयार हैं ! मने बेरा नि इसे नौकरी घनी प्यारी हैं या अपनी तशरीफ़ ! पर जो बी हैं यो नौकरी क लिए तशरीफ नीलाम कर सके हैं, मने इतनी बेरा !
ये सब तो मस्ती की बात हैं ! जो हम इसकी खीचते रहते हैं ! पर ये गधा अपना दिमाग तो बिलकुल use नहीं करता ! हमेशा दुसरो को देखकर decision लेता हैं !
अबेय gadhe ! मेरी आदते क्यों अपनाता हैं ??? मेरी अपनी हबिट्स हैं तेरी अपनी ! खुद decisions लिया कर ! aise am alwayzzz wid ya to support u:-)
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comes my Dear ! जसप्रीत सिंह कालसी !संजीव इसके नाम की रेल बना के रख दे !! इसके नाम कु खिचे-ही-खिचे चला जा !! बोले हैं !! जसप्रीत सिंह कल्सीईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईइ...................hehehehe !!
ये सब तो आपस का प्यार हैं ! पर यो बावडा जस्सी म्हारा सुसरा किलास जावे हैं इन तन-तन सी बातों से ही !! सालेतू कालसी हैं किल्सू थोड़े ! किल्स क्यों हैं इन तन-तन सी बातों से !
अच्छा म्हारे जस्सी की 1 बोहोत ख़ास आदत हैं !! जो जस्सी ने कह दिया ! वही सही !!
L.H.S. = R.H.S.Hence Proved !!
ऐसे हैं म्हारे जस्सी महाराज !! इनकी के हैं !! जिस बात प अड्गे मतलब अड़ ही गए इब तो हट को नि सकते वा से पीछे ! चाहे गलत हो या सही !!
अगर जस्सी ने कह दिया SUN RISES FROM WEST !! तो भलाई इसमें ही हैं क मान लो ! अर्नी जस्सी
L.H.S. = R.H.S. कर देगा !!
इन महाराज ने 1 छोरी पसंद आगे कंपनी में ! नाम ,मैं ली को-नि राया आडे उसका ! तो जब, मैं संजीव, आर जस्सी कैंटीन में गेल बैठे थे ! तो जस्सी की वाट लगा क रख दे- करे उसका नाम ले-लेकर ! आर म्हारा जस्सी ! इतना भला हैं ! क किलास जाव था पर बोले कुछ नि था !!
संजीव बोल्या क जस्सी पहली रात तो हम आ जावेंगे दोनों भाई ! भाई-भाई क काम नहीं आएगा तो किसके काम आएगा ! आर तू laal-tain लेके बाहर खडा रहिये !
चलो और घाना लिखता को-नि अर्नी जस्सी मने L.H.S. = R.H.S. कर देगा !!आर नीचे hence proved लिखने की जगह ! Q.E.D. लिखेगा !!
जस्सी ! Q.E.D.---> Quad Erad Demonstrendum* (if i din't mis-spelled)इब तू भूल जा ! ताने Q.E.D. तो बताऊंगा नि मैं चाहे सर फोड़ लिए :-P
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ये जो जस्सी से अगली सीट प बैठे हैं इनका नाम ! दीपक कुमार यादव हैगा !! :-D ये बी !! मम प्रियम अस्ति !! म्हारी इतनी बने हैं क बॉस ने बी बेरा आर हम दोनों ने १ ही जगह का काम सोप राख्या ! दोनों वही टेम फोद्दन लाग रे हैं ! करते-धरते तो हैं क नि कुछ बस टेम ही फोडे हैं ! इन्हें जिन्दगी से 1 ही गिला हेगी ! इनसे छोरी पट-ती कोणी ! रे भाई ! यो ऐकले तेरी problem कोणी ! यो तो म्हारे सब की ही problem हेगी :-D ! आर फेर बी ताने विश्वास नि तो जस्सी की ही हालत देख ले ! अगले साल ! परजाई का ब्याह हूँ जाव्गा ! आर जस्सी उसके ब्याह में दारु पी क नाचेगा !! पर चल को बात नि ! मैं तेरे घर वालो से सिफारिश लगाऊंगा क छोरे ने कोई छोरी पटवा दो अर्नी ब्याह करवाओ इसका ! फेर म्हारी बी मौज आवे ;-)
_______________________________________________________________इनसे सर्व निकट तो स्वेम हम विराजे हुए हैं :-D म्हारे बारे में तो आप जानो ही हो !! म्हारे जैसा सुशिल-समझदार & soo onn........... मतलब म्हारे जैसा छोरा तो दिया ले-के ढूंढे से बी मिले को नि !! चलो कोनि अब हम अपने मुह अपनी ही कितनी तारीफ करे !!_____________________________________________________________-अच्छा यो जे पीछे म्हारे पीछे बैठे हैं इनका नाम हैं सिमरन सिंह संधू !!आर short में बोलू तू "SS Sandhu" पर 1 दिन मने मस्ती सूझी आर मैंने इनका 1 बोहोत प्यारा नाम काढा ! वा नाम था SSS-aandu :-D :-P it's pronunced as "TRIPPLE S-Aandu" भाई तम ही बताओ मने क बुरे कर दी ! S उन्गे था इंगे धर दिया ,अर इंगे होगे तीन S अर उन्गे aandu बच गिया !! बोलो मैंने क गलती करी ! इतना प्यारा तो नाम धर्य था इनका पर इन्होने वा पसंद को नि आया !! चल को बात नि ! याद करेगा इन दिनों को बी तू ! ऐसे प्यारे-प्यारे नाम काढने वाला भाई कित मिलेगा ताने !!
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चलो अगले महारथी की बारी ! यो जो म्हारे लेफ्ट में बैठे हैं महारथी अनुज मालिक ! ये सबसे आलसी जीव हैं म्हारे में ! देख लो बैठे बी कितनी सुस्ती में हैं जैसे कंपनी नि कंपनी बाग़ में हांड रे हो !! यी अपने मुह मिया sexy हैं !! हम कुछ बात कर रे थे ! तो फेर इंसा पुछा गया अनुज भाई तमने कड़ी voooooo kara k ?? :-D तो म्हारे मिया sexy शुरू ! स्कूल में था उसके साथ ! फेर 12th में उसके साथ ! फेर college में उसकी गेल :-D मक घने खेले-खाए प्रतीत होवे हैं ये !! इनसे कोई यूं पूछे ! मका महाराज आलसी, इतनी देर में तम कुछ करोगे इतने में तो छोरी भाग जाव्गी :-P चलो कोई बात नि !! ये सब तो चलता रहवे ! वैसे ये बी मने घने प्यारे हैं ! इनके चेहरे प बड़ी मासूमियत हैं !अर ये खुद बी मासूम सी ही हस्ती हैं ! घने बोलते को नि !! कम ही बोले ! अर बोले तो फेर रोहित जैसो की बी बोलती बंद कर दे !!
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ये जो इनसे अगले नंबर प बैठे हैं, इन्ही साब का नाम रोहित चौधरी हैं !!देख लो कैसे पेर फैला क पड़े हैं !! योई हालत हैं इनकी ! लटकते-झटकते रहवे हैं !! बहस करवा लो !! मजाल किसी की जो इनसे बहस में जीत जा ! जात से जाठ हैं ये महाराज ! अर पंडितो प तो जो बरसते हैं ये ! क कहने इनके ! मतलब जाठ भाई-बंधू इनके सर्व्श्रेस्ठे अर बाकी सब पीछे !!
चल ! मैं तो पंडित को-नि अर वैसे बी मेरी इसके खूब मस्त बने हैं पर फेर बी ! ताने बेरा को नि क !
**जाठ रे जाठ तेरी खड़ी कर दी जायेगी खाट !!

**सोलह दुनी आठ ! says dis जाठ !! :-P

चलो यो सब बातें अलग ! दिल से घने बढ़िया मनुष्य हैं ये !! मने घने प्रिय भी हैं ये !! मेरी गेल ही जावे हैं यहाँ से कंपनी ! CAB में सुबह जब चढ़े हैं ! तो मेरे धोरे ही आके बैठे हैं ! अर दोनों 1 दुसरे ने सुबह 6 बजे Gudnyte बोलके सोजा !! अर सारी दोपहर यो मेरा सर खाते आवे ! वापसी में !! अर जब इनका STOP आवे हैं ! तो इन्होने पकड़ क बैठा लू मैं क इब तो जान नि दूंगा ! फेर ये मने request करे हैं please Tyagi jii छोड़ दो :-D :-P तब इन्हें उतरन दू !! वैसे म्हारी मस्त बने हैं !! यो सब मस्ती तो चालती रह life में !! _____________________________________________________________इनके पीछे जो बैठे हैं ! जिनके बाल चमकन लाग re सिर्फ ! उनका नाम हैं नरेंदर कुमार !!
ये एक्लोते हैं हम-में जिनका ब्याह हो गिया !! अभी हुया 1-2 महीने पहले ही ! बड़े दिन शरमाये-शरमाये घुमे !!म्हारे दीपक ने तो इसका नाम खसम रख दिया !! बताओ कोई बात हैं !! चलो ! इब जो रख दिया रख दिया ! कोई क्या कर सके !! ये थोड़े शर्मीले स्वाभाव क व्यक्ति हैं ! इनकी थोडी सी वाट लगाओ तो ये शर्मा क भाग जावे हैं !! पर दिल से ये बी बढ़िया हैं !! मैं कह राया था क भाभी ने V.day प तम कही ना ले जा रहे हो ! तो मने बता दो ! देवर कब काम आयेंगे B-)_____________________________________________________________ये जो रोहित क बगल में बैठे हैं इनका नाम हैं इंदल चौरसिया !! ये तो SUPER PADHAKU हैं !! साला U.P. Topper hain !! अर किस्मत देखो ! म्हारी गेल ही फस गिया :-D :-P
ये बी घने शर्मीले किस्म क व्यक्ति हैं !! अर म्हारा दीपक तो इसकी वाट लगाये राखे हैं !! कड़े इसने बिहारी बोले कड़े नेपाली !!खबर तो यो बी मिली क इसका ब्याह हूँ रिया हैं ! अर वा बी नेपाल से ! तो हम कह रे थे ! मका भैया, सारी नेपालन अब तेरी साली !! यानी आधी घरवाली !! अर हम भाभी क देवर यानी दूसरा वर ! बोले तो second hubby ;-) तो भैया ! कोई सुन्दर सी नेपालन म्हारी गेल बी सेट करवा दिए ! म्हारा बी कुछ भला हो जाव्गा !
दरसल इसकी गेल main मुद्दा यो हैं क इसका घर U.P.-BIHAR बॉर्डर प हैं ! तो दीपक ने तो इसे पूर्ण रूप से बिहारी घोषित कर दिया हैं ! पर 1 दिन मजाक करते-करते उसका मूड बदला अर उसने बताई क अकेले इंदल का घर नेपाल ने बिहार से नेपाल में ले लिया हैं ! तो यो नेपाली हो गया इब !!
अर यो साला ! इतना बड़ा फट्टू हैं ! इसका जो काम हैं ! मानलो इसकी efficiency 80% चल रही हैं अर मैं इसे target देता हु क जो 90% कर दी ! तो KASSATA खिलाऊंगा !! बताओ 1 तो फ्री में kasatta खिलाऊ इसे ! अर फट्टू फेर बी नहीं कर पाता ! रोज k रोज !!

I know to walk alone....

How Good were the पल, i walked alone....
Those Moments of Laugh and hours of $mile !!

The Day starts with sun over head
where mom shouts & I cry
it's Panic all through the way
she comes & hugs me tight.....

I love u Son, i love u Mom
the day starts with thy wrdz
rest no1 to care about
& i just lived my life......

JUSTTT, My own life........

No tension, No care, No1 to worry about.......

just self, my own self........
& i lived my own life......



comes you, i don't know how
like some Pari in my life
Deep goes within me
& i let you all thorugh by.....

i like to laugh, i like to $mile
& loved to watch ya $mile
liked you........Adored u......

but that was just for a while....


world goes round & soo i
with moments of pain & no1 aside....

u were to laugh, u were to $mile,
were not you, with me to Cry.....

I stood alone all thorugh the Night

with no shoulder to rest my head....
had no Hands to wipe my Eyes......


this isnt the end
it's a long way

& i know to walk alone.........:-)

LAST DAY OF COLLEGE :-)

Raah dekhi thi is din ki kabse,
Aage ke sapne saja rakhe the naajane kab se.
Bade utavle the yahaan se jaane ko ,
Zindagi ka agla padaav paane ko .

Par naa jane kyon Dil mein aaj kuch aur aata hai,

Waqt ko rokne ka jee chahta hai

Jin baton ko lekar haste the, Aaj un par rona aata hai ,
Na jaane kyon aaj un palon ki yaad bahut aati hai .

Kaha karte the ..Badi mushkil se TEEN saal seh gaya ,
Par aaj kyon lagta hai ki kuch peeche reh gaya .

Na bhoolne wali kuch yaadein reh gayi,
Yaadien jo ab jeene ka sahara ban gayi.
Meri taang ab kaun kheencha karega , Sirf mera sir khane kaun mera peecha karega.
Jahaan 2000 ka hisaab nahin wahaan 2 rupay ke liye kaun ladega,

Kaun raat bhar saath jag kar padega ,

KAUN MERI byke mujse pooche bina lejayega ,
Kaun mere naye naye naam banayega.
Mein ab bina matlab kis se ladoonga,
Bina topic ke kisse faalto baat karoonga ,

Kaun fail hone par dilasa dilayega,
Kaun galti se number aane par gaaliyaan sunayega

CHEDI k kulche kon khilayega,
khaane k baad kon mujhse Paise dilayega,
Redi p chai kis ke saath piyoonga ,
Wo haseen pal ab kis ke saath jiyoonga,


Aise dost kahaan milenge Jo khai mein bhi dhakka de aayein,

Par fir bachane, khud bhi kood jayein.

Mere gaano se pareshaan kaun hoga ,
Kabhi muje kisi ladki se baat karte dekh hairaan kaun hoga ,

Kaun kahega saale tere joke pe hansi nahin aai ,
Kaun peeche se bula ke kahega..aage dekh bhai .

Movies main kis ANkit, Pramod, Yogi k saath dekhhonga,
Kis Ankush ke saath boring lectures jheloonga ,

mere certificates ko raddi kehne ki himmat kaun karega ,
Bina dare sachi rai dene ki himmat kaun karega.

achanak kisi ko be dekhkar bina matlab k hasna,
jaane ye fir kab hoga

Doston ke liye professor TOMAR se kab lad paunga ,
Kya main ye fir kar paunga,

Raat ko 2 baje Bhature khane station kaun jayega ,
Tez BYKE chalane ki shart kaun lagayega .

Kaun muje mere kabiliyat par bharosa dilayega,
Aur jyada hawa mein udne par zameen pe layege ,

Meri khushi mein sach mein khush kaun hoga ,
Mere gam mein muj se jyada dukhi kaun hoga..
Mere gam mein muj se jyada dukhi kaun hoga.....

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Each & every line above is dedicated to my buddies Ankit, Ankush, my sweetheart YOGI , Pramod, Siddharth !! love u all yaar !! bohot miss kiya college ko ! bohot jyada !!......... !! just wished if time goes 3 yrs back & we start our college again & fir 1 baar vhi life jee le !

abi to got habitual, left dat life behind !!! but will love u buddies like dis ever-forever !! Thankz for being d b.ful most pages of MY LIFE !!

choti si poem !! (by Anni)

This POEM :-) i haven't written this ! 1 of my sweetest frnd (Anni), this is 1 of her B.ful creation :-)

hope u wud like to read dis :-)
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**choti si poem**

jaane aisa kya hua yeh raahe tham si gayi hai

aab woh manzil kahi nigahoon mein nahi hai

dil karta hai baat karne ko tumse

kahi tumhe bhi hamari adat na padh jaye

is liye kiya karte hai hum wohi batein khudse

kisi aur se batien karna hame raas nahi aata

milte toh bahot hai hasane-rulane wale

lekin teri jaisi baton ka woh maza nahi aata

woh kehte hai k hum unki aadat na dale

khuda na kare woh aadat kabhi bhule

pyaar ka matlab jaana hai unse

khuda na kare woh pyaar kabhi chute :-) :-)

THE YELLOW BUS !!

~were in college, 1st year............as usual......weren't in mood of having classes, went out, had bhature

( D ultimate Bhature wala on Redi outta college campus) & went to STOP (bus stop) thinking........कहा जाया जाए......all new Ideas pricking frm evry side...............बुद्धा गार्डन, पुराना किला........& all such sorts.........bt weren't able to decide......

it was ASHISH then saying......बंगला साहेब गुरुद्वारा........wid Ankush supporting him.....हाँ मस्त जगह हैं और पीछे ही BEER BAR भी हैं ! we all agreed & den comes questions कोंसी बस जायेगी.......& says Ashish..... 47 no. अरे स्वामी का route(SWAMI-----> Our classmate, kinda padhaki type.....just similar to character "SWAMI" of MUMMA BHAI MBBS having spectacles wid lenses that u can evn sink in dem if went deep inside dem *d all time MUGGER*, soo was called SWAMI--outta wich he hated ANKIT most, bcoz it was ANKI who named him soo) !!we den wait for Bus for abt Half an hour........& den came a yellow Bus ! written 47 in very front, behind d Huge WInd-Shield" Ankush just shouted upp आ गयी & we all rushed into the bus !

6were we ! ME, ANKIT, ANKUSH, ASHISH, YOGI, MAYANK.......actualybcoz of so called, गुंडा गर्दी of our college we used to had STAFF in all routes of buses dat makes route frm our college or the nearby stands........none of college guy ever take TiCKET fr travelling in BUS !! same we used to do & did dat day !
we were somewhere in centre of our journey & suddenly Ankush says........ अरे बियर क पैसे CONDUCTORसे क्यों नहीं ले लेते ! पर्ची काटो साले की मुफ्त का लंगर और मुफ्त की बियर पियेंगे ! clicked evry1's mind "Not a bad idea" same did mine......i stood up ठीक हैं, चल 200 रूपये लेते हैं साले से, वर्ना डरा देंगे साले को, क बस फोड़ देंगे इसकी suddenly malik says, नहीं देगा वो & yogi wid full grace नहीं देगा तो हम खुद ले लेंगे, & askd me टिकेट तो पड़ी हैं त्यागी तेरे पास ! for wich i knew i had 3 bundles of tickets of 2 rs, 5 rs & 10 rs in my bag ! wich we snatched frm our regular route Conductor threatening him 3-4 days before only. & i said हाँ हैं ना......approached conductor, where YOGI says हाँ बई, पर्ची कटवा चल 200 रूपये की, & he replied इतनी तो सुबह से आमदनी भी नहीं हुइ भाई, कहा से दू ! Yogi's heart melt & asked Ankush रहने दे यार, ऐसे ही टिकेट काट ले तू & Ankush pulling Yogi on me, shouted on conductor साले सीधे-सीधे निकाल दे, वर्ना कल सुबह college क सामने से जायेगी ही तेरी बस, & conducter repeated his wordz !!
Ankit askd Ankush, रहने दे यार, खुद ही काट लेते हैं टिकेट ! & evry1 staring at me dis time....wich i knew what

were fr dey.........i pulled flap of mah Bag & took out all the 3 bundles outta wich 5 rs। Ticket Bundle was in my Hand only, 10 Rs-Ankush & 2 Rs-Yogi !!we started collecting ticket for wich Yogi ordered ANkush, पाहवा आगे से शुरू कर, मैं बीच में से देखता हु और त्यागी तू पीछे से (Ankush's full name is ANkush Pahwa) !!
pahwa started frm begining "हांजी टिकेट", टिकेट हो गया अंकल, टिकेट मैडम, same were ME & YOGi doing at our places.....Mayank, Ashish & ANkit were sitting & cracking on each-oder & us as well & were guiding us saying, हाँ ठीक से काट टिकेट, आगे आंटी से भी ले & so !! bus stopped at next stop & an Aunty stepped in bus from Rear door, nearabout my Mom's height, where Ankush shouted त्यागी टिकेट काट for which i shouted back, हाँ तू अपना देख, मुझे पता हैं अपना ! i asked कहा जाओगे aunty ji आप ----(aunty)----> सेवा नगर" & Yogi says from behind 10 रूपये, for wich aunty got her face red & shouted क्या पागल समझा हैं, अगला stop हैं और 10 रूपये, where Ankit sitting on 2nd seat from back shouts, अबे २ की टिकेट दे, Yogi sliced a slip frm bundle in his hand & gave that to Aunty, i collected 2Rs. coin from her hand ! hereafteri noticed Ankush eyeing a girl sitting in centre of right side row afta wich i whispered to Yogi, ये देख फिर शुरू हो गया, चल इसे चिढ़ते हैं, जा जाकर टिकेट मांग इस लड़की से, ANKUSH की मस्त जलेगी ! jst i tuk my mouth away frm his ear, we saw a guy coming towards us,wearing a black dotted बनियान black pant & slippers i think brownin color, but were soo dirty.....colour wasn't visible.., came to me & said हाँ भाई, क्या कर रहे हो ! टिकेट काट रहे हैं, बोल ! क्यों कर रहे हो भाई ! तू पैसे दे-देता ! तुने दिए नहीं इसलिए हम खुद ही कर रहे हैं !रहने दो भाई ! for which Ankit shouted जा जाकर बैठ, वर्ना अभी मैं उठा सीट से तो सब कहना भूल जायेगा तू ! he turned back & went in Bus' cabin !!dereafter i asked Yogi जा टिकेट मांग इस लड़की से, Ankush की जलेगी !! Yogi smiled & moved towards her, she was sitting in b/w of the 3 seats, tith her father sitting on window side(which we haven't known) yogi asked मैडम टिकेट & gal replied हो गयी ! Yogi came back smiling & Ankush ws smiling facing me knowing i had sent Yogi !!here in sudden mayank suggested आवाज़ लगाओ, बन्दे ज्यादा आयेंगे !! for which ANkush stood on rear door & started shouting..........बंगला साहेब गुरुद्वारा, लाल किला, पुराना किला, बुद्धा गार्डन, मजनू का टीला......& we all wre laughing wid Ankush Laughing & shouting outside d bus !! 2-3 more STOPPAGES of d bus & about 50-60 Rs. we 3 had collected from the Tckets !! thereafter the same guy who came earlier to us came out from cabin with loads of tension on his face & was just looking the passengers in bus, suddenly went to the same girl, whom Yogi asked for Ticket & asked मैडम टिकेट ! we were busy with our jobs haven't noticed dat even......suddenly heard a heavy voice in a very high Pitch saying " बहेन च..., चू...समझा हैं क्या, तब से देख रहा हु, कभी तेरा 1 conductor आये, कभी दूसरा और अब तू टिकेट मांग रहा हैं ! जब 1 बार कह दिया लड़की ने क टिकेट ले लिया तो बार-बार क्या माँ च.. आ रहा हैं तू यहाँ !! it was girls father who was very angry for the behaviour of bus staff towards her daughter, where he considered us bus staff as well !! & the main conductor shouted हमने थोड़े ही छेडी बेटी तुम्हारी, ये तो ये लड़के हैं जो परेशां कर रहे हैं, pointing towards us !! we all were just watchin all this without even speaking a single word !! The BUDDHA came out from his seat & walked towards us full of anger saying समझ क्या रहे हो तुम मुझे, जानते हो मुझे तुम, कौन हु मैं, we were jst staring dat BUDDHA's heavy face & he continued threatening us बताता हु तुम्हे, कोण हु मैं, ऐरा-गैरा समझा हैं क्या ! he took his cell out of his pocket, opened the flap & called sm1 frm his contacts list speaking हाँ, मैं "x" जगह पोहोचने वाला हु, पोहोंचो जरा वहा, बताता हु इन्हें आज(don't remember the name of next stop, so used x) ! we all were scared, were just guessing if he called some kind of GUNDES & अब तो बोहोत पिटने वाले हैं ! He dialed again some number speaking kinda normally saying ये कुछ लड़के मेरी लड़की को छेड रहे हैं, इस स्टाप पे मिलये मुझे ! we were just scared, watz gonna happen next, if we r gonna get beaten or hez going to handover us to COPS !! their also we knew COPS r gonna beat like Animal ! Their Mayank spoke up as soon as his call ended, Sori uncle गलती हुई, हम आपकी बेटी को नहीं छेड़ रहे थे, हम तो बस टिकेट काट रहे थे ! & Dat KHISKA HUA BUDDHA wasn't evn ready to hear him, replying हाँ मैं सिखाता हु आज तुम्हे, कैसे काट-ते हैं टिकेट !! now, there was no way left in front ! we decided to RUN on the very next stop....knowing there could be his GUNDES standing there to wash us up like clothes ! but we were left with no option in hand ! but BUDDHA was smarter then us, continuing his threats smthing clicked his mind & he shouted दरवाजा बंद करो, आज जाने नहीं दूंगा इन्हें ! & he came towards door standing on last STAIR of the bus ! the bus was so RUSHY, we cudn't hv made from front door even !! evry1 in bus was watching the scene ! Both the conductors, along with Driver & a guy aged 26-30 were continuosly supporting the BUDDHA from front, shouting.....हाँ पकडो इन्हें आज & all !!
we just wished if some earth-quake comes & this bus don't move ahead & we runout from here anyhow !! here GOD listened us & it was a Red-light !! Buddha steeped out of the bus trying to close the door....we were just like trapped & had no option left with us rather then CUTTING the trap hard !! Now Mayank standing on last STAIR of the bus as BUDDHA stepped out of the bus was requesting him, अंकल, please जाने दो ! but buddha wasn't ready to hear & was trying hard to close the door !! Now, Ankush standing on 2nd step & Ankit & Yogi on 3rd where Ashish & me were standing on main floor !! hereby something clicked in ANkit's mind & he askd me त्यागी, मार लात दरवाज़े में, i asked him तू मार, where he said मेरी किक नहीं चलेगी, तू मार ! i made up mah mind to open d door in a single kick so dat we can make our way out & in dat rush i pulled mah leg up & tried to chase the door but wasn't able tooas it was far & dey all wer standing on stairs ! i just placed mah leg on Mayank's shoulder somehow & asked ANkush & ANkit to move to right as i was about to kick the door hard ! they moved aside, seeing dis Ashish also....who ws standing aside me ! I pulled mahself back to gather power & kicked the door hard on the edge as it by the force it Break & go out or move aside as it was a sliding door !! bt to break it up i need to practise for 2-3 years soo it just got opened ! where malik shouts Mayank भाग बहेन च..., & Mayank jumped frm bus & started running, Buddha tried to catch him standing there only just took 1 step towards him but he was fast enough & Ankush jumped & ran from his back as he had moved a step ahead for catching Mayank ! it was Ankit's turn & he jumped but BUDDHA was ready this time & caught his hand ! Yogi jumped & ran as BUDDHA wasn't able to catch him......as Ankit's hand was in his hand ! now it was my turn ! me & Ashish jumped together to the left & ran a few steps & i noticed we 2 were just running in this direction rest all in RIGHT side ! i shouted अबे बाकी सब उधर हैं, चल उधर ! we had enough of space behind the bus to run in opposite direction & we did the same !! As we crossed the bus from RIGHT i just turned back to see watz d scene their with Buddha & saw Ankit's wrist was still in Buddhe's hand ! i just resisted mah legs lookin back only & thought of going to him as i cudn't have left him ! den thought अगर गया तो, गुंडों से बी पिटेगा & पुलिस से भी !

but it was ANKIT(घर से साथ जाते थे, कॉलेज पूरा दिन साथ, same seat प बैठते थे, प्रक्टिकाल्स साथ, sessionals साथ, even our roll no.'s were 79-80, soo एक्साम्स में बी साथ) how cud hv i left him !! just thought मरेंगे तो साथ आज, bt cannot leave him like this !! was standing about 150m of the bus, ran towards both of them(ANkit & buddha) ! As i reached them, saw Ankit was trying to pull his hand ! mean dey were just about fighting, nothing came in mind, went running....clutched the right hand fingers & it was BUDDHE'S Left cheek wich was visible to me just like an open field & hit his FACE from left with full power ! Malik's hand was released as BUDDHE's hand reached his own FACE due to pain !! It was a powerful punch i felt, as BUDDHA moved 2-3 steps towards left making a sound "AHHHH......."here we both started running d opposite side, the side where others ran & i turned back & saw BUDDHA was running faster den both of us, towards us only & i felt like we'll be caught in not more den 2 mints !! it ws Horrible thinking to get caught as i knew this time, hez gonna get us TORTURED hard !! it was a red light ahead about 300-400m !! bus was standing at that distance from RED LIGHT !! we crossed the CROSS-ROADS running at the very centre withour even caring of Accident (it wasn't possible for us to watch all the sides,their were eight roads, 2-each side & we cudn't hv wait) just ran 100m & tuned back to c BUDDHA & saw him walking back towards Bus as his Daughter was sittign in the bus, he turned back & we got our life saved !!thereafter turned to d extreme left, ran about 500-600m & met the rest 2 ! dey were Yogi & ANkush !! worried if BUDDHA comes here too !! just found sm Residential colony their ! entered that (it was our pet trick to run in residential colonies, aftr beating Driver & conductor & get all the glases broken of the bus, in regular days of college) ! here too we were worried ! found a broken stool lying aside wall under the building, sat their discussing, where we are, where & how to go home now ! Yogi took his mobile out of his pocket, saw the cell info & told itz "x" place(x---> don't remember the name of place, soo....) Ankush suddenly asked ! अभी भी पकडे गए तो ?? पुलिस में दे-देगा बुड्ढा ! we 3 agreed & suddenly i asked for Yogi's mobile as he was the only1 among us having a MOBILE in his pocket ! we 3 din't had !! he asked क्यू ? for which i replied मेरे मौसा जी हैं देल्ही पुलिस में, अगर फसे तो उन्हें फोन करूँगा, बच तो जायेंगे ! i called at Home's landline........my sister picked the call, asked her for MAUSA JI's No, she questioned क्यों ? & i just shouted on her नंबर माँगा हैं नंबर दे, फालतू सवाल नहीं कर ! she felt bad but den gave me the no.....we got dat no. saved in Yogi's cell !! iT wAs a Gud luck for us !! we did not got caught, called the other two where Ashish hasd phone ! they told they left catching some bus from their ! on asking told they are near INDIA GATE here ANkush says ! अरे अब बंगला सहे जाने से तो गए, चल इंडिया गेट ही चलते हैं ! we4 on shouting, fighting, discussing agreed & went India Gate ! where we met the other two even, as they were waiting for us even ! we were talking the craps abut BUDDHA only ! there-after we saw some Govt. school boys of U.P. or Haryana surrounding an Australian girl as she was getting PIC clicked ! D gal was B.ful having Golden Hairs wearing a Red Caargo Jeans with MAST fitting & a cream coloured top having a traveller's bag tied to her waist ! Here Mayank shouts, देख मैं बात करू इससे for which Yogi replies बात करने को क्या भगवान् हैं ये ! लड़की ही तो हैं ! hereafter we all started laughing at him........Mayank supporting his previous words now says, अबे नहीं, देख मस्ती करता हु, मस्त बात करूँगा इससे ! for which i replied, taunting him मस्त क्या, Girlfriend बना लेगा तू इसे ! देख हम बात करते हैं !thereafter deciding all not to go togeder me & malik went to her !! & Bade her ! hiii ! she smiled & replied back ! here i was talking to her...........askd*u r from.......*Australia....*ohh kkk !! soo howz India, u like it*yaa !! B.ful place, but such childa in trains & buses keep on begging(pointing towards a small child aged 5-6 yrs...was begging on oder side of road)yaa dey doo, but u just say to em, CHUTTE nahi hain....*chutt......(she wasn't able to pronunce properly)*CHUTTE...........suddenly Ankit replied "or u say, KHULLE nahi hain"*KHULLE nahi hain,saying she smiled, as she was Happy in pronuncing dat at once*yaaaaaa !! correct say dis only !!*Thankzzzz !!here the Mayank joined us followed by Yogi & Ashish ! where ANkush was busy on Yogi's phone standing far away frm us !! Mayank asks her here, wat is your name ?*Kitty & i usd to had a net chat with a girl named Kitty whose mah best buddy today ! & just for making points i replied*KITTY is mah galfrndz name !!*ohh really !! she asked !*yaaa*datz nice& we 4 were smiling now !Ankit says आ चले काफी देर हूँ गयी अब, we al left from their saying Byee to her !! Mayank ws jst excited in telling Ankush, त्यागी बोला उसे, मेरी Galfrnd का नाम KITTY हैं !!here Yogi remembered d money collected in bus ! all asked kiske paas hain !! den turning 1 to 1 ! finally it came to ANkush, as he himself hasn't admitted at d 1st of having money ! then at end he took that out where 5 of us were ABusing him, taunting !! each of us got 10 Rs. !!
now finally sitting on the STOP to get Bus to our homes, we just decided k आज फसे और बच गए, आगे क लिए कान पकडे कभी टिकेट नहीं काटेंगे ! the whole class came to know dis incident slowly & we just used to laugh at times remembering the Incident !! even sitting at college stop ! weneva see a YELLOW bus we just used to comment & Laugh here it is!!!