THE YELLOW BUS !!

~were in college, 1st year............as usual......weren't in mood of having classes, went out, had bhature

( D ultimate Bhature wala on Redi outta college campus) & went to STOP (bus stop) thinking........कहा जाया जाए......all new Ideas pricking frm evry side...............बुद्धा गार्डन, पुराना किला........& all such sorts.........bt weren't able to decide......

it was ASHISH then saying......बंगला साहेब गुरुद्वारा........wid Ankush supporting him.....हाँ मस्त जगह हैं और पीछे ही BEER BAR भी हैं ! we all agreed & den comes questions कोंसी बस जायेगी.......& says Ashish..... 47 no. अरे स्वामी का route(SWAMI-----> Our classmate, kinda padhaki type.....just similar to character "SWAMI" of MUMMA BHAI MBBS having spectacles wid lenses that u can evn sink in dem if went deep inside dem *d all time MUGGER*, soo was called SWAMI--outta wich he hated ANKIT most, bcoz it was ANKI who named him soo) !!we den wait for Bus for abt Half an hour........& den came a yellow Bus ! written 47 in very front, behind d Huge WInd-Shield" Ankush just shouted upp आ गयी & we all rushed into the bus !

6were we ! ME, ANKIT, ANKUSH, ASHISH, YOGI, MAYANK.......actualybcoz of so called, गुंडा गर्दी of our college we used to had STAFF in all routes of buses dat makes route frm our college or the nearby stands........none of college guy ever take TiCKET fr travelling in BUS !! same we used to do & did dat day !
we were somewhere in centre of our journey & suddenly Ankush says........ अरे बियर क पैसे CONDUCTORसे क्यों नहीं ले लेते ! पर्ची काटो साले की मुफ्त का लंगर और मुफ्त की बियर पियेंगे ! clicked evry1's mind "Not a bad idea" same did mine......i stood up ठीक हैं, चल 200 रूपये लेते हैं साले से, वर्ना डरा देंगे साले को, क बस फोड़ देंगे इसकी suddenly malik says, नहीं देगा वो & yogi wid full grace नहीं देगा तो हम खुद ले लेंगे, & askd me टिकेट तो पड़ी हैं त्यागी तेरे पास ! for wich i knew i had 3 bundles of tickets of 2 rs, 5 rs & 10 rs in my bag ! wich we snatched frm our regular route Conductor threatening him 3-4 days before only. & i said हाँ हैं ना......approached conductor, where YOGI says हाँ बई, पर्ची कटवा चल 200 रूपये की, & he replied इतनी तो सुबह से आमदनी भी नहीं हुइ भाई, कहा से दू ! Yogi's heart melt & asked Ankush रहने दे यार, ऐसे ही टिकेट काट ले तू & Ankush pulling Yogi on me, shouted on conductor साले सीधे-सीधे निकाल दे, वर्ना कल सुबह college क सामने से जायेगी ही तेरी बस, & conducter repeated his wordz !!
Ankit askd Ankush, रहने दे यार, खुद ही काट लेते हैं टिकेट ! & evry1 staring at me dis time....wich i knew what

were fr dey.........i pulled flap of mah Bag & took out all the 3 bundles outta wich 5 rs। Ticket Bundle was in my Hand only, 10 Rs-Ankush & 2 Rs-Yogi !!we started collecting ticket for wich Yogi ordered ANkush, पाहवा आगे से शुरू कर, मैं बीच में से देखता हु और त्यागी तू पीछे से (Ankush's full name is ANkush Pahwa) !!
pahwa started frm begining "हांजी टिकेट", टिकेट हो गया अंकल, टिकेट मैडम, same were ME & YOGi doing at our places.....Mayank, Ashish & ANkit were sitting & cracking on each-oder & us as well & were guiding us saying, हाँ ठीक से काट टिकेट, आगे आंटी से भी ले & so !! bus stopped at next stop & an Aunty stepped in bus from Rear door, nearabout my Mom's height, where Ankush shouted त्यागी टिकेट काट for which i shouted back, हाँ तू अपना देख, मुझे पता हैं अपना ! i asked कहा जाओगे aunty ji आप ----(aunty)----> सेवा नगर" & Yogi says from behind 10 रूपये, for wich aunty got her face red & shouted क्या पागल समझा हैं, अगला stop हैं और 10 रूपये, where Ankit sitting on 2nd seat from back shouts, अबे २ की टिकेट दे, Yogi sliced a slip frm bundle in his hand & gave that to Aunty, i collected 2Rs. coin from her hand ! hereafteri noticed Ankush eyeing a girl sitting in centre of right side row afta wich i whispered to Yogi, ये देख फिर शुरू हो गया, चल इसे चिढ़ते हैं, जा जाकर टिकेट मांग इस लड़की से, ANKUSH की मस्त जलेगी ! jst i tuk my mouth away frm his ear, we saw a guy coming towards us,wearing a black dotted बनियान black pant & slippers i think brownin color, but were soo dirty.....colour wasn't visible.., came to me & said हाँ भाई, क्या कर रहे हो ! टिकेट काट रहे हैं, बोल ! क्यों कर रहे हो भाई ! तू पैसे दे-देता ! तुने दिए नहीं इसलिए हम खुद ही कर रहे हैं !रहने दो भाई ! for which Ankit shouted जा जाकर बैठ, वर्ना अभी मैं उठा सीट से तो सब कहना भूल जायेगा तू ! he turned back & went in Bus' cabin !!dereafter i asked Yogi जा टिकेट मांग इस लड़की से, Ankush की जलेगी !! Yogi smiled & moved towards her, she was sitting in b/w of the 3 seats, tith her father sitting on window side(which we haven't known) yogi asked मैडम टिकेट & gal replied हो गयी ! Yogi came back smiling & Ankush ws smiling facing me knowing i had sent Yogi !!here in sudden mayank suggested आवाज़ लगाओ, बन्दे ज्यादा आयेंगे !! for which ANkush stood on rear door & started shouting..........बंगला साहेब गुरुद्वारा, लाल किला, पुराना किला, बुद्धा गार्डन, मजनू का टीला......& we all wre laughing wid Ankush Laughing & shouting outside d bus !! 2-3 more STOPPAGES of d bus & about 50-60 Rs. we 3 had collected from the Tckets !! thereafter the same guy who came earlier to us came out from cabin with loads of tension on his face & was just looking the passengers in bus, suddenly went to the same girl, whom Yogi asked for Ticket & asked मैडम टिकेट ! we were busy with our jobs haven't noticed dat even......suddenly heard a heavy voice in a very high Pitch saying " बहेन च..., चू...समझा हैं क्या, तब से देख रहा हु, कभी तेरा 1 conductor आये, कभी दूसरा और अब तू टिकेट मांग रहा हैं ! जब 1 बार कह दिया लड़की ने क टिकेट ले लिया तो बार-बार क्या माँ च.. आ रहा हैं तू यहाँ !! it was girls father who was very angry for the behaviour of bus staff towards her daughter, where he considered us bus staff as well !! & the main conductor shouted हमने थोड़े ही छेडी बेटी तुम्हारी, ये तो ये लड़के हैं जो परेशां कर रहे हैं, pointing towards us !! we all were just watchin all this without even speaking a single word !! The BUDDHA came out from his seat & walked towards us full of anger saying समझ क्या रहे हो तुम मुझे, जानते हो मुझे तुम, कौन हु मैं, we were jst staring dat BUDDHA's heavy face & he continued threatening us बताता हु तुम्हे, कोण हु मैं, ऐरा-गैरा समझा हैं क्या ! he took his cell out of his pocket, opened the flap & called sm1 frm his contacts list speaking हाँ, मैं "x" जगह पोहोचने वाला हु, पोहोंचो जरा वहा, बताता हु इन्हें आज(don't remember the name of next stop, so used x) ! we all were scared, were just guessing if he called some kind of GUNDES & अब तो बोहोत पिटने वाले हैं ! He dialed again some number speaking kinda normally saying ये कुछ लड़के मेरी लड़की को छेड रहे हैं, इस स्टाप पे मिलये मुझे ! we were just scared, watz gonna happen next, if we r gonna get beaten or hez going to handover us to COPS !! their also we knew COPS r gonna beat like Animal ! Their Mayank spoke up as soon as his call ended, Sori uncle गलती हुई, हम आपकी बेटी को नहीं छेड़ रहे थे, हम तो बस टिकेट काट रहे थे ! & Dat KHISKA HUA BUDDHA wasn't evn ready to hear him, replying हाँ मैं सिखाता हु आज तुम्हे, कैसे काट-ते हैं टिकेट !! now, there was no way left in front ! we decided to RUN on the very next stop....knowing there could be his GUNDES standing there to wash us up like clothes ! but we were left with no option in hand ! but BUDDHA was smarter then us, continuing his threats smthing clicked his mind & he shouted दरवाजा बंद करो, आज जाने नहीं दूंगा इन्हें ! & he came towards door standing on last STAIR of the bus ! the bus was so RUSHY, we cudn't hv made from front door even !! evry1 in bus was watching the scene ! Both the conductors, along with Driver & a guy aged 26-30 were continuosly supporting the BUDDHA from front, shouting.....हाँ पकडो इन्हें आज & all !!
we just wished if some earth-quake comes & this bus don't move ahead & we runout from here anyhow !! here GOD listened us & it was a Red-light !! Buddha steeped out of the bus trying to close the door....we were just like trapped & had no option left with us rather then CUTTING the trap hard !! Now Mayank standing on last STAIR of the bus as BUDDHA stepped out of the bus was requesting him, अंकल, please जाने दो ! but buddha wasn't ready to hear & was trying hard to close the door !! Now, Ankush standing on 2nd step & Ankit & Yogi on 3rd where Ashish & me were standing on main floor !! hereby something clicked in ANkit's mind & he askd me त्यागी, मार लात दरवाज़े में, i asked him तू मार, where he said मेरी किक नहीं चलेगी, तू मार ! i made up mah mind to open d door in a single kick so dat we can make our way out & in dat rush i pulled mah leg up & tried to chase the door but wasn't able tooas it was far & dey all wer standing on stairs ! i just placed mah leg on Mayank's shoulder somehow & asked ANkush & ANkit to move to right as i was about to kick the door hard ! they moved aside, seeing dis Ashish also....who ws standing aside me ! I pulled mahself back to gather power & kicked the door hard on the edge as it by the force it Break & go out or move aside as it was a sliding door !! bt to break it up i need to practise for 2-3 years soo it just got opened ! where malik shouts Mayank भाग बहेन च..., & Mayank jumped frm bus & started running, Buddha tried to catch him standing there only just took 1 step towards him but he was fast enough & Ankush jumped & ran from his back as he had moved a step ahead for catching Mayank ! it was Ankit's turn & he jumped but BUDDHA was ready this time & caught his hand ! Yogi jumped & ran as BUDDHA wasn't able to catch him......as Ankit's hand was in his hand ! now it was my turn ! me & Ashish jumped together to the left & ran a few steps & i noticed we 2 were just running in this direction rest all in RIGHT side ! i shouted अबे बाकी सब उधर हैं, चल उधर ! we had enough of space behind the bus to run in opposite direction & we did the same !! As we crossed the bus from RIGHT i just turned back to see watz d scene their with Buddha & saw Ankit's wrist was still in Buddhe's hand ! i just resisted mah legs lookin back only & thought of going to him as i cudn't have left him ! den thought अगर गया तो, गुंडों से बी पिटेगा & पुलिस से भी !

but it was ANKIT(घर से साथ जाते थे, कॉलेज पूरा दिन साथ, same seat प बैठते थे, प्रक्टिकाल्स साथ, sessionals साथ, even our roll no.'s were 79-80, soo एक्साम्स में बी साथ) how cud hv i left him !! just thought मरेंगे तो साथ आज, bt cannot leave him like this !! was standing about 150m of the bus, ran towards both of them(ANkit & buddha) ! As i reached them, saw Ankit was trying to pull his hand ! mean dey were just about fighting, nothing came in mind, went running....clutched the right hand fingers & it was BUDDHE'S Left cheek wich was visible to me just like an open field & hit his FACE from left with full power ! Malik's hand was released as BUDDHE's hand reached his own FACE due to pain !! It was a powerful punch i felt, as BUDDHA moved 2-3 steps towards left making a sound "AHHHH......."here we both started running d opposite side, the side where others ran & i turned back & saw BUDDHA was running faster den both of us, towards us only & i felt like we'll be caught in not more den 2 mints !! it ws Horrible thinking to get caught as i knew this time, hez gonna get us TORTURED hard !! it was a red light ahead about 300-400m !! bus was standing at that distance from RED LIGHT !! we crossed the CROSS-ROADS running at the very centre withour even caring of Accident (it wasn't possible for us to watch all the sides,their were eight roads, 2-each side & we cudn't hv wait) just ran 100m & tuned back to c BUDDHA & saw him walking back towards Bus as his Daughter was sittign in the bus, he turned back & we got our life saved !!thereafter turned to d extreme left, ran about 500-600m & met the rest 2 ! dey were Yogi & ANkush !! worried if BUDDHA comes here too !! just found sm Residential colony their ! entered that (it was our pet trick to run in residential colonies, aftr beating Driver & conductor & get all the glases broken of the bus, in regular days of college) ! here too we were worried ! found a broken stool lying aside wall under the building, sat their discussing, where we are, where & how to go home now ! Yogi took his mobile out of his pocket, saw the cell info & told itz "x" place(x---> don't remember the name of place, soo....) Ankush suddenly asked ! अभी भी पकडे गए तो ?? पुलिस में दे-देगा बुड्ढा ! we 3 agreed & suddenly i asked for Yogi's mobile as he was the only1 among us having a MOBILE in his pocket ! we 3 din't had !! he asked क्यू ? for which i replied मेरे मौसा जी हैं देल्ही पुलिस में, अगर फसे तो उन्हें फोन करूँगा, बच तो जायेंगे ! i called at Home's landline........my sister picked the call, asked her for MAUSA JI's No, she questioned क्यों ? & i just shouted on her नंबर माँगा हैं नंबर दे, फालतू सवाल नहीं कर ! she felt bad but den gave me the no.....we got dat no. saved in Yogi's cell !! iT wAs a Gud luck for us !! we did not got caught, called the other two where Ashish hasd phone ! they told they left catching some bus from their ! on asking told they are near INDIA GATE here ANkush says ! अरे अब बंगला सहे जाने से तो गए, चल इंडिया गेट ही चलते हैं ! we4 on shouting, fighting, discussing agreed & went India Gate ! where we met the other two even, as they were waiting for us even ! we were talking the craps abut BUDDHA only ! there-after we saw some Govt. school boys of U.P. or Haryana surrounding an Australian girl as she was getting PIC clicked ! D gal was B.ful having Golden Hairs wearing a Red Caargo Jeans with MAST fitting & a cream coloured top having a traveller's bag tied to her waist ! Here Mayank shouts, देख मैं बात करू इससे for which Yogi replies बात करने को क्या भगवान् हैं ये ! लड़की ही तो हैं ! hereafter we all started laughing at him........Mayank supporting his previous words now says, अबे नहीं, देख मस्ती करता हु, मस्त बात करूँगा इससे ! for which i replied, taunting him मस्त क्या, Girlfriend बना लेगा तू इसे ! देख हम बात करते हैं !thereafter deciding all not to go togeder me & malik went to her !! & Bade her ! hiii ! she smiled & replied back ! here i was talking to her...........askd*u r from.......*Australia....*ohh kkk !! soo howz India, u like it*yaa !! B.ful place, but such childa in trains & buses keep on begging(pointing towards a small child aged 5-6 yrs...was begging on oder side of road)yaa dey doo, but u just say to em, CHUTTE nahi hain....*chutt......(she wasn't able to pronunce properly)*CHUTTE...........suddenly Ankit replied "or u say, KHULLE nahi hain"*KHULLE nahi hain,saying she smiled, as she was Happy in pronuncing dat at once*yaaaaaa !! correct say dis only !!*Thankzzzz !!here the Mayank joined us followed by Yogi & Ashish ! where ANkush was busy on Yogi's phone standing far away frm us !! Mayank asks her here, wat is your name ?*Kitty & i usd to had a net chat with a girl named Kitty whose mah best buddy today ! & just for making points i replied*KITTY is mah galfrndz name !!*ohh really !! she asked !*yaaa*datz nice& we 4 were smiling now !Ankit says आ चले काफी देर हूँ गयी अब, we al left from their saying Byee to her !! Mayank ws jst excited in telling Ankush, त्यागी बोला उसे, मेरी Galfrnd का नाम KITTY हैं !!here Yogi remembered d money collected in bus ! all asked kiske paas hain !! den turning 1 to 1 ! finally it came to ANkush, as he himself hasn't admitted at d 1st of having money ! then at end he took that out where 5 of us were ABusing him, taunting !! each of us got 10 Rs. !!
now finally sitting on the STOP to get Bus to our homes, we just decided k आज फसे और बच गए, आगे क लिए कान पकडे कभी टिकेट नहीं काटेंगे ! the whole class came to know dis incident slowly & we just used to laugh at times remembering the Incident !! even sitting at college stop ! weneva see a YELLOW bus we just used to comment & Laugh here it is!!!